Hangover Classic

Category: Sports & Recreation

Event Date:

Monday, January 1, 2018

Time:

10:30 am - 12:00 am

Location:

Monclova Community Center
8115 Monclova Road

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COURSE: 3.1 miles of Flat, Fast and Darned COLD roads! Miles marked if snow not too deep. In case of snow and ice, spikes, snow shoes, or tire chains are OK. Ice augers or ice fishing shanty’s not OK. No course marshals because they are all wimps, but don’t worry it is an out and back course. The race goes on regardless of snow, sleet, ice, or bad hangovers, so don’t call me to ask if it’s cancelled! Oh, that’s right, I didn’t put my telephone number on this form, SO SAD! We are not responsible for snow plows or zombie wolverines on course. Pray for global warming!

AWARDS: Yea, sure, some sort of weird prizes to the Overall Male & Female and Masters Male & Female Winners, and lukewarm applause for everybody! Left over medals and awards from all kinds of old races until we run out. MAIN AWARD IS THAT ALL REGISTERED RUNNERS get to go inside the nice warm building! ALL FREE LOADERS STAY OUTSIDE AND FREEZE! Race is timed and scored, (don’t ask me why). What more do you want? It’ a cheap race! Just remember, Start your yearly running streak for 2017 with #200 of your best new friends!

T-SHIRTS: YES WE SELL A HANGOVER CLASSIC T-SHIRT by PRE– ORDER ONLY! Order by December 15, 2017 (Same Deadline as the Midnight Special!) NO, THE SHIRTS WILL NOT BE MAILED; YOU MUST SHOW UP ON JANUARY 1 OR LIVE WITH YOUR SHAME! (or Hangover)

REFRESHMENTS: Water, Sports drink and maybe some leftover food from the Midnight Special

ENTRY FEES: EARLY Entry fee (BY 12-15-2017) $2.00 (NO SHIRT) for TRRC members, or $10.00 (WITH SHIRT) For Non-Members EARLY Entry fees are $3.00 (NO SHIRT) or $13 (WITH SHIRT). Yes we do allow race day entries for $5.00 (NO SHIRT) for everybody as long as you do not appear to be too hung over or cranky from lack of sleep. Please do not claim to be friends with the race director as I have no friends! I reserve the right to refuse entry to anyone who looks too darn serious! Jeeze! My head hurts!

NEED INFORMATION? Sorry, just crawl out of bed and run. Desperate? Take two aspirin and lie down.


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